I brought her inside to remind her that I'm still around and she ignored me and watched for live things to make dead. |
Dear Kit,
You are a ruthless killer. The immediate two meters of bush surrounding the trailer (ie: the throwing distance of a shrew) is a graveyard. I thought the ol' bell on collar trick might give the local wildlife a fighting chance, but I'm now afraid I have created a stealth ninja cat.
And don't can't claim that you do it because you are hungry - you don't eat shrews. Other than being dead, they are left totally unscathed. Not even a foot missing. And the few mice that you find and eat end up like this:
Kit puke. |
And look. Cat food chunks amongst the carcass. What's wrong? Cat food ain't cutting it? You need to wash it down with an entire mouse?!
Dear Shrew,
Thoroughly dead shrew. |
You didn't even try, did you? I've seen it before, and you're all the same: as soon as you see or hear wildecat, you accept death. Remember the shrew I tried to save? As soon as it could, it ran straight back to her. Stupid. I suppose this is the circle of life. Natural selection. You didn't make the cut.
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